Thursday, July 18, 2013

Review: Throne of Glass- Sarah J Mass


404 pages

Published August 7th 2012
Bloomsbury USA Children's


After serving out a year of hard labor in the salt mines of Endovier for her crimes, 18-year-old assassin Celaena Sardothien is dragged before the Crown Prince. Prince Dorian offers her her freedom on one condition: she must act as his champion in a competition to find a new royal assassin. Her opponents are men-thieves and assassins and warriors from across the empire, each sponsored by a member of the king's council. If she beats her opponents in a series of eliminations, she'll serve the kingdom for three years and then be granted her freedom. 

Celaena finds her training sessions with the captain of the guard, Westfall, challenging and exhilirating. But she's bored stiff by court life. Things get a little more interesting when the prince starts to show interest in her... but it's the gruff Captain Westfall who seems to understand her best. 

Then one of the other contestants turns up dead... quickly followed by another. 

Can Celaena figure out who the killer is before she becomes a victim? As the young assassin investigates, her search leads her to discover a greater destiny than she could possibly have imagined.


MY REVIEW

Wow...even though the synopsis seemed so promising, I had no idea that the book would be this staggeringly good. Maybe it's my preference for badass female protagonists or the epic like feel the story had, but Throne of Glass was brimming with awesomeness. The writing style, the world building, the characters, the fast paced plot, the romantic aspect of it, the love triangle....all of it presented a mind blowing combo of paranormal fantasy and romance.

The story starts with Adarlan's ruthless assassin Celaena Sardothien being brought to the Crown Prince Dorian by the Captain of Guard Chaol from the dreary salt mines of Endovier, where she had been working as a slave after being captured a year ago. Dorian tells her about the competition his father- the King- is hosting to select a Champion for the Kingdom. 24 participants from all over the Empire are to participate in the dangerous tournament full of gruelling tests and life threatening situations to earn the prestigious title. Though there are no warm and fuzzy feelings in Celaena's heart for the evil King who was responsible for the murder of her late lover and parents along with her agonising imprisonment, she agrees to take part in the competition as Dorian's champion in exchange for her freedom after four years of service. Not that the alternative was anything worth considering, what with Endovier being a death camp. I was a little nauseated at the amount of pain and suffering Celaena had to endure in the mines and as a part of her training to be an assassin. The whipping, near starvation.....breaking hands to learn swordplay???!!



The three depart for Rifthold where the competition is to be held in a ginormous glass castle and Celaena is introduced to her adversaries- who range from seasoned soldiers thrown out from the army for questionable behaviour and notorious thieves to psychopathic murderers and ferocious assassins. But as the competition progresses Champions start getting killed in the most gruesome ways and weird symbols are always found at the murder sites. Stuck in a perilous situation and surrounded by enemies, Celaena has to battle her way through all obstacles to save her life and those of her friends. But with power, position and freedom at stake, it's impossible to trust anybody....

I loved Celaena's character. She was everything I love in a female protagonist- cunning, brave, decisive...a bit cocky and arrogant (but I guess she's allowed that liberty by virtue of being THE most feared and revered assassin of the Kingdom). She is definitely not a damsel in distress and and can kick butt of men four times her size. Yes....definitely likeable! I liked that she was clear about her priorities and wasn't afraid to take a stand for what she thought was right. Her impulsiveness and straight forward behaviour were also appreciable.

“My name is Celaena Sardothien. But it makes no difference if my name's Celaena or Lillian or Bitch, because I'd still beat you, no matter what you call me.”



I was completely torn between Chaol and Dorian though. Where Dorian was the charming prince trying to stand up to his manipulative and iniquitous bastard of a father, Chaol was the cool, supportive and level headed instructor and friend. I loved how Chaol was always calm in every situation, believed in Celaena's abilities and was so understanding. The banter between Celaena and Chaol was amusing and engaging and although I loved Dorian and his smartass comments I found myself secretly rooting for Chaol.

“As my friend, you should either bring me along, or keep me company."
"Friend?" he asked.
She blushed. "Well, 'scowling escort' is a better description. Or 'reluctant acquaintance', if you prefer.” 


“How long was I asleep?" she whispered. He didn't respond. 
"How long was I asleep?" she asked again, and noticed a hint of red in his cheeks. 
"You were asleep, too?" 
"Until you began drooling on my shoulder.” 


Aaaghh....Looks like I've found a new book-boyfriend to obsess over....


The plot was a complete winner and kept me hooked on until the end. I liked the ending and Celaena's choice...but damn if it didn't make me wish AND whine for MORE! This defintely made my best books read in 2013 list....WAAANNNTTT MOOORREEE...

Rating: 5/5 stars!



After this I NEED Crown of Midnight NOW.....August seems AEONS away!!!





ABOUT THE AUTHOR


Sarah J. Maas lives in Southern California, and over the years, she has developed an unhealthy appreciation for Disney movies and bad pop music. She adores fairy tales and ballet, drinks too much coffee, and watches absolutely rubbish TV shows. When she's not busy writing YA fantasy novels, she can be found exploring the California coastline.





Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Book Blast: The Forgotten Ones- Laura Howard




by Laura Howard



Allison O'Malley's plan is to go to grad school so she can get a good job and take care of her schizophrenic mother. She has carefully closed herself off from everything else, including a relationship with Ethan, who she's been in love with for as long as she can remember.

What is definitely not part of the plan is the return of her long-lost father, who claims he can bring Allison's mother back from the dark place her mind has gone. Allison doesn't trust her father, so why would she believe his stories about a long forgotten Irish people, the Tuatha de Danaan? But truths have a way of revealing themselves. Secrets will eventually surface. And Allison must learn to set aside her plan and work with her father if there is even a small chance it could restore her mother's sanity.







What some reviewers are saying:


“This book is so amazing! It’s one of those that speaks so vividly in your mind that you can’t help but get lost in!”


“5 Stars and a fantastically beautiful read. I definitely recommend to all who love fantasy, romance, or are just looking for a book to escape into for a while.”


“Enter another type of world you never knew existed but secretly wished it did. I can’t wait for book 2! Keep em coming out like pure gold Laura


Monday, July 15, 2013

Review: The Selection- Kiera Cass

Published April 24th 2012 by HarperTeen

For thirty-five girls, the Selection is the chance of a lifetime. The opportunity to escape the life laid out for them since birth. To be swept up in a world of glittering gowns and priceless jewels. To live in a palace and compete for the heart of gorgeous Prince Maxon.

But for America Singer, being Selected is a nightmare. It means turning her back on her secret love with Aspen, who is a caste below her. Leaving her home to enter a fierce competition for a crown she doesn't want. Living in a palace that is constantly threatened by violent rebel attacks.

Then America meets Prince Maxon. Gradually, she starts to question all the plans she's made for herself—and realizes that the life she's always dreamed of may not compare to a future she never imagined.



My Review



Now you might be thinking....one star? Seriously? One measly star for the book that was actually compared to the Hunger Games?

Unfortunately, yes.

Thoughts after reading the synopsis and looking at that absolutely gorgeous cover :

1. 35 girls fighting over a Prince- fluff, drama, pinches of humour and angst guaranteed.
2. Dystopian setting with a caste system with the protagonist having a forbidden love interest AND getting embroiled in the Selection to be the ONE? Awesomeness assured.
3. Prince Maxon, America Singer and Aspen? Wtf? Starting to see a trend with weird names here...
4. Rebel attacks on the palace? Fast paced mystery/action sequences, perhaps?

Thoughts after finishing the book:

Severe disappointment.

The book set a whole new standard for ridiculous. No real plot, juvenile writing style, zero character development and one god-awful ending.

It starts with the protagonist America Singer (any guesses as to what her profession might be?) whose family is ranked FIVE according to the caste system in the dystopian world of Ilea, arguing with her mother over entering the competition to marry Prince Maxon. Her oh-so-very-fickle heart lies with Aspen, who by virtue of being ranked SIX struggles to make both ends meet.

Both America and Aspen were distinctly unlikeable characters. I couldn't say who I disliked more. America- with her bitching about poverty when her family is actually enjoying a wholesome meal of chicken, pasta, apple slices and lemon tea, or Aspen- who flips out and breaks up with her because of his massive male pride!

Total a-hole behaviour on part of the moron! I mean, America saves up to give him a treat and he treats her like dirt because HE is supposed to provide for HER! Real smooth move there...


Heartbroken and enraged, America decides to participate in the competition. Both as a payback to Mr. Mercurial and to support her poverty stricken family. The Selection was one highly anticipated part of the book for me. The whole thing just had to be hilarious....or so I thought. It turned out that the competition was as bland as all other things in the book. There wasn't a SINGLE exciting occurrence, unless you count a fellow competitor trying to rip off America's dress.


Prince Maxon was by far the most irritating character ever. No wonder Ilea was in turmoil under his not -so-expert guidance. During his first meeting with America, she is suffering a claustrophobic attack and launches a verbal attack at him by calling him shallow and pathetic. Way to make a first impression! Was this a very feeble attempt at feistiness? If so, it failed to get across the message and just made America look like a demented moron. Maxon being the epitome of all things good forgives her insolent little ass and strikes up an awkward friendship with her. As the book progresses the reader is treated to several unnecessary scenes involving rebels to create some semblance of a plot. Another failed attempt at redeeming a already fizzled-out story. Other competitors are occasionally brought in to avoid making the story too centred around America and Maxon's lukewarm romance.

The twist in the tale comes when Aspen comes to court employed as a palace guard and America begins some rigorous two timing, snogging Aspen during his secret nightly visits and then running back to the Prince during the day. The entire love triangle seemed extremely forced. By the time 3/4 of the book was over, I could barely stop from pulling my hair out due to sheer frustration. 



But as they say curiosity is a sin and apparently I suffer from occasional bouts of asininity, I decided to finish the damn book. How much worse could it get anyway?

But of course, since there were soooo many important things going on the book that it had to have a sequel. The ending was abrupt, unnecessary and downright contemptible. The comparison with Hunger Games is absolutely burlesque and apart from the half hearted world building the book can hardly be classified as dystopian fiction.

Overall a complete waste of time, ink, paper and whatnot....
Rating- 1/5 stars!